the kids dont punctuate

Covid is over in the US. People are ripping off their masks mid-flight as the news comes in.

Paul gives a partygate update as Boris Johnson apologises 35 times in one parliament session. At least he's a bestie with Zelensky, who is ranking world leaders based on their relative support for Ukraine.

What's that? You want more relevant news? Good, Phylecia has new clothes, ready for her re-emergence into society, like she's in an episode of Bridgerton, which Paul does not hate.

However, Phylecia gets a shock at how the younger generation is communicating. Periods/Full stops are considered aggressive by Gen Z. We investigate the generational differences in spelling, grammar and punctuation.